Fistectomy

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

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dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

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When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

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Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

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Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

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Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.

Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.

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