Sticky whistle teeth's definitions

dopple gagger

Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.

Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Chicago Tribune

A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper

Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Farty popper

Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.

Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017