Stevie Vodka's definitions

dorito tits

dorito tits A term used to describe a male person who has grown a large set of bitch tits from eating too many doritos. Can also be used to refer to a female person who's breasts have lost all of their fullness and shape and resemble a dorito, normally after having children and breast feeding. A close relation to cheese tits

Check out that dude, he's got dorito tits.

Check out that chick, she's got dorito tits.

by Stevie Vodka August 4, 2007

BLOW YOUR BEANS

To 'Blow Your Beans' or 'Blowing Your Beans' refers to the act of achieving orgasm or 'cumming'. Generally it is a term used for the male orgasm. However women have been known to use the term too.

Billy - I was goosing my bird last night and she wouldn't let me finish inside her. So I pulled out and she said you can BLOW YOUR BEANS all over my tits.

by Stevie Vodka November 27, 2011