Stevie's definitions

space

What my girlfriend demands the next day after we have sex. SPACE is required for her to have time to pretend it didn't happen and that we have not actually been dating for more than a month.

A constant state of relationship suppression.

Sorry, but I need some space now. I'll call you in a week.

by Stevie March 6, 2005

tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

code 3

Clean

Darin's coming, code 3, code 3!

by stevie September 13, 2003

cut a muffin

To fart. Any type of fart. Doesn't have to be audible

"Oh, man, I've been cutting muffins all night!"
"That's disgusting!"
"Hey, atleast I'm not gonna crap my pants!"

by stevie September 15, 2003

I don't know

A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.

"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"

by stevie September 15, 2003

uh-bwuh?!

expression of confusion; shock

Guy: I had sex with your mom.

Other guy: UH-BWUH?!!?!?!

Guy: Just kidding.

by Stevie May 13, 2005

code 7

Someone is coming into Subway. Usually refering to a customer, but can be used in conjunction with other codes to signal the arrival of Darin. see code 9.

Code 7; Josh get out here!

by stevie September 13, 2003