4 definitions by Steven dickerson

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
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The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.
“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”
by Steven dickerson November 18, 2018
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The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 14, 2018
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To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.
David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”
by Steven dickerson May 16, 2018
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