Steven Leung's definitions

tink

n. a sophisitcated, complicated, and extremely intense combination of precision aiming and the perfection of the plethora of forward arm mechanics. Put a round, circular object of any weight, density, and size in the hand of the one throwing it (such objects have ranged from grapes (to perhaps lacrosse balls)... and target it at the male physiological region that foremost distinguishes the males from female of the species.

can be used as a verb "to tink."

Student 1: "I'm going to tink you so hard you'll hate your parents for making you."

Student 2: "Please don't, I want to be able to have children!"

Student 3: "You better cover up your crotch then."

by Steven Leung August 16, 2006