tea bag

Slang jail term for dirty linen, sheet.

Hey C.O. can I get a clean sheet? The working man gave me a fuck'in tea bag.

by Steven Catlett March 25, 2007

Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!

by Steven Catlett March 25, 2007