Steve Mobeve's definitions

Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

Ass Goblin

a goblin that hails from the nether regions of people's underside. Enjoys spelunking in the cavernous regions of old men.

Dude, an ass goblin just popped out of my ass.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004

sky eel

The action of shoving a large can of gummi worms into the small crevice between the ass and vaginal area of a zebra.

The zoo keeper decided to play a prank, and sky eel the zebras.

by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004