Definitions by Steve DeCicco
Flaccid Rock
/flasəd räk, 'flaksəd räk/ adjective
Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
Flaccid Rock by Steve DeCicco January 24, 2026
80/20 Handy-Blow
My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
80/20 Handy-Blow by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023
Phap
A phone AP that doesn't work properly so you are basically playing with yourself when trying to use it.
This PHAP won't let me order my BigMac -- I am swiping like a fool while my friends are already eating.
Phap by Steve DeCicco March 27, 2023