Definitions by Steve Cox
clintonian
Someone from Clinton, Iowa -- a small city in eastern Iowa known for being extremely "ghetto," dirty, smelly and -- until a couple years ago -- dangerous, especially compared with the rest of Iowa. One of two places in Iowa with black people. Once had a crime rate on par with Detroit.
clintonian by Steve Cox February 16, 2008
peeing on the wheels of progress
Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.
peeing on the wheels of progress by Steve Cox February 16, 2008