Steve Blends's definitions
"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.
"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."
by Steve Blends March 16, 2025
Get the The Windysmug. by Steve Blends October 4, 2021
Get the Chankmug. by Steve Blends July 24, 2021
Get the Eat Lunchmug. "Did you hear that loud boom last night? It came out of no where and I have no idea what caused it."
"Yeah, I heard it too! Very weird.. Definitely Dandruff."
"Yeah, I heard it too! Very weird.. Definitely Dandruff."
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
Get the Dandruffmug. When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!
Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
by Steve Blends September 4, 2023
Get the Mousingmug. 1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.
2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.
2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.
"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"
"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"
"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"
by Steve Blends August 21, 2023
Get the Drop the Nutsmug. When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
Get the Skipping Stonesmug.