Stephen Thomas's definitions

Fat Chav United Kingdom

The REAL meaning for FCUK. Not just worn by fat chavs though. Thin chavs wear it too.

"I love FCUK"
"You are THE FCUK"

by Stephen Thomas November 18, 2004

Kiss Chase

A horrifically traumatising game, as played by primary and junior school children, in which girls chase around any boy who they want to kiss. It's a rubbish game. I never got a kiss.

Boy 1: (behind shed) Are they gone yet?
Boy 2: (hiding in bush by bike shed) Nah, they're never gonna stop kiss chasing.

by Stephen Thomas May 9, 2005

Take Aim

A wonderfully British band, very punk, very rock. Winners of the Battle of the Bands 2004, lovers of Blink 182 (but don't hold it against them) and generally all-round good Christians!

"I saw Take Aim tonight. They were good. I think. I wasn't really listening."

by Stephen Thomas November 12, 2004

the door in the floor

A loose translation of this well-known urban slang: 'a low-key Eastern Japanese spinach grower who lives by the rice paddy and stores the year's crop in the basement beneath the hatchdoor.'

"I'm a spud farmer."
"I'm a door in the floor"

by Stephen Thomas November 18, 2004