Definitions by Stephen Roche
upperdecker 007
The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
upperdecker 007 by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017
new years eve’d
When someone sits in a crowded place and AirDrops pictures of their balls to random people who leave the AirDrop option enabled in their cell phone.
I “New Years Eve’d” pictures of my balls to mad random bitches in the airport ..... I dropped those balls like it was 1 January!
new years eve’d by Stephen Roche October 22, 2017
sloppy heavy bag
When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.
sloppy heavy bag by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017
snappin cock-eyes
While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.
snappin cock-eyes by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017