Definitions by Stephen Andrew

4th and 99

Acting like a big cunt...instead of calling her a cunt, she is so bad it is like 4th down and 99...you have to punt!

My ex-wife is such a 4th and 99!

This is when a man has a crush on another man. Not the homosexual type, but he wishes he lived the life of that man.

Andrew has the biggest man crush on Tom Selleck. I think that Stephen has a man crush on Rod Stewart.