Definitions by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah

Two-hand spread 

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.

Two-hand spread by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017

Dick Dynasty 

When you sleep with more than one member of his family.

At this rate Taylor's been through the father, son, AND THE UNCLE....she's building up quite the dick dynasty!!!

Dick Dynasty by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah March 16, 2017

dick diet 

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.

Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.

dick diet by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016