Shamby

A Scottish slang term for human faecal matter, normally of unusually large mass & density

Call the plumber, I’ve just blocked the toilet with a particularly dense shamby.

by Stegner April 11, 2025

Rough Chiquita

A colloquial Scots term, describing the unexpected penetration of a friend’s anus with a poorly lubricated banana.

“Euroboy received a particularly Rough Chiquita whilst sleeping, and dreaming of Napoleon”

by Stegner December 13, 2020