Definitions by Stegner

Golf nonce 

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

Golf nonce by Stegner June 4, 2023

Rough Chiquita 

A colloquial Scots term, describing the unexpected penetration of a friend’s anus with a poorly lubricated banana.

“Euroboy received a particularly Rough Chiquita whilst sleeping, and dreaming of Napoleon”

Rough Chiquita by Stegner December 12, 2020