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Definitions by StarvinMarvin

Doughnut 

A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.

Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.
Jim loved his wife but still screwed Jenny, his work wife, was the closest doughnut.
Doughnut by StarvinMarvin August 21, 2013