Startup Street's definitions
When a project keeps growing to the point it has six heads, too many moving parts and a never ending change order list. Things aren't working so piling on more should help.
'Here's comes a few more changes to the changes. Man this project is really turning into a franken-fuck."
by Startup Street August 11, 2023
Get the Franken-Fuckmug. Based on the word Kavorka - "the lure of the animal" - but for the entrepreneurial types who cannot help but get bored and shift strategies, launch new products without finishing the last ones, or start a new business every year.
A person that lunges from topic to topic without a care in the world, usually accompanied by ample frustration by themselves and all those around them.
A person that lunges from topic to topic without a care in the world, usually accompanied by ample frustration by themselves and all those around them.
Did you hear about the latest thing Ted is doing?
I didn't, but I'm not surprised. He's completely out of control, a total Kavorkapreneur.
I didn't, but I'm not surprised. He's completely out of control, a total Kavorkapreneur.
by Startup Street September 27, 2023
Get the Kavorkapreneurmug. The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.
Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.
by Startup Street September 15, 2022
Get the Squirrel Syndromemug. The inevitable chaos that one experiences as a projects moves towards the end. The finish line is in sight, there's more loose ends than a 20 year old sweater, everyone is semi-confused and lunging from task to task, and it's an all out assault on the concept of patience.
We've definitely entered the herding cats phase of this project. No idea how we're going to get to completion, hopefully we receive a miracle before someone loses their shit.
by Startup Street May 8, 2023
Get the Herding Cats Phasemug. A term used in business for a founder that is completely bogged down with so many tasks and problems, they have no choice but to lock themselves into the office for days, or sometimes weeks. Completely isolated with nothing but their own madness to keep them company.
'If we don't get this stuff figured out, we're going to lose it all. I'm activating hermit mode, I'll talk to you all in a week."
by Startup Street May 9, 2023
Get the Hermit Modemug. The inevitable reduction of effort after a great meeting that ultimately ruins momentum and places the team further behind schedule.
We were making good progress, and that meeting went great. Unfortunately afterwards everyone suffered a bad case of post-meeting collapse, and nothing has been done since then.
by Startup Street May 24, 2023
Get the Post-Meeting Collapsemug. The inevitable and utterly confusing motion of launching a startup. Similar to two steps forward, one step back. With added layers of chaos and insanity pulling in multiple directions at once.
How did it go this week?
Oh it was another backassforward week for sure! Got next to nothing accomplished!!!
Oh it was another backassforward week for sure! Got next to nothing accomplished!!!
by Startup Street September 22, 2022
Get the BackassForwardmug.