Definitions by Stan Grytviken

Treacle Town 

Macclesfield.

Treacle Town by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

chair, mad as a 

hatstand (q.v.)

"mad as a chair"

chair, mad as a by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"

spannered by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Christ On A Bike 

(Exclamation)

1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.

Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.

2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.

"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"

Christ On A Bike by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Christ On A Fucking Bike 

Christ on a Bike, but in Spades.

(But only used as an epithet of outrage and frustration)

"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)

"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"

Christ On A Fucking Bike by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

In Spades 

(Adj) The same. But more so.

At a higher level.

"You were a bit spannered last night, weren't you?"

"In Spades, mate. In Spades"

In Spades by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

Heh! 

A response to bon mots or witticisms, not deemed worthy of a full-blown class!

Heh!

Heh! by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003