Heh!

A response to bon mots or witticisms, not deemed worthy of a full-blown class!

Heh!

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

Cabinet Gnome

Robin Cook

(until his resignation as Leader of the House)

Like a garden gnome; but kept in his cabinet by Tony Blair

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so

"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

fretwank

(v)"To play the air guitar."

(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)

"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

Treacle Town

Macclesfield.

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003