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Heh!

A response to bon mots or witticisms, not deemed worthy of a full-blown class!
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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chair, mad as a

hatstand (q.v.)
"mad as a chair"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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Treacle Town

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Nottinghamshire Education Authority

QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College

As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.
by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003
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Darloid

Supporter of Darlington Football Club

Darlo + "oid"

Used derogatorily by the "chimp-chokers" (q.v.) and subsequently adopted as badge of pride by Darloids themselves
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so
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fretwank

(v)"To play the air guitar."

(Taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
"You can always recognize the spotty teenage Status Quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from 'fretwanking' the second "Caroline" is played on the juke-box."
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003
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