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Definitions by Stan A. Veuf

Eastern Alaska

The United States dominated Eastern Alaska in the 2026 Winter Olympics Men’s Hockey Final
Eastern Alaska by Stan A. Veuf February 22, 2026

Heavy Metal Dick 

A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*

Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”

Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”

Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

Horned Frogged 

To be completely, absolutely and physically dominated by another. Coined after the TCU Horned Frogs were defeated 65-7 in the National Championship by the Georgia Bulldogs.
1. Guy #1- “Dude! We didn’t even make a single cup in pong!”

Guy #2- “I know dude. They totally horned frogged us.”

2. The Houston Astros horned frogged the New York Yankees in the ALCS.
Horned Frogged by Stan A. Veuf February 9, 2023