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Definitions by St. Bastard

Election erection 

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
Election erection by St. Bastard November 5, 2008

MyFriend 

Someone who you only know through MySpace, Friendster, Facebook or any other large networking website.

Typically, someone you've never met in real life.
Q: Dude, do you know that girl who's leaving comments all over your page?

A: Nah, she's just a MyFriend.
MyFriend by St. Bastard June 16, 2007