Definitions by St urungus polyp
Arse sucking rat bastard
A person of next to no moral fiber , often a career motivated, forward thinking brown nose with exceptional organizational skills and a keen sense for changes in mood and group dynamics.
"Well may I introduce myself again as your new boss"
" No you arse sucking rat bastard , eat shit and die "
" No you arse sucking rat bastard , eat shit and die "
Arse sucking rat bastard by St urungus polyp January 12, 2022
Bellsniffer
Someone who is welcoming of stage fright at the urinal so they can sniff the bellends of the unsuspecting urinating public .
Bellsniffer by St urungus polyp August 28, 2019
Secret bell agent
A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
Secret bell agent by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019