Bellsniffer

Someone who is welcoming of stage fright at the urinal so they can sniff the bellends of the unsuspecting urinating public .
" what's the major malfunction Adam , you got stage fright ? "

" No I'm fine !! "

" Bellsniffer "
by St urungus polyp August 28, 2019
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Secret bell agent

A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?

He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep

That guy never clocks off !!
by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019
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Arse sucking rat bastard

A person of next to no moral fiber , often a career motivated, forward thinking brown nose with exceptional organizational skills and a keen sense for changes in mood and group dynamics.
"Well may I introduce myself again as your new boss"

" No you arse sucking rat bastard , eat shit and die "
by St urungus polyp January 12, 2022
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