Hoomed

Happily Doomed:
Describes the state of knowing you are instantly doomed by something out of your control, but happy with the thrill it brings. It's knowing there's a risk, but the Dopamine hit is too good to turn down.
Often associated with falling in love ... or that moment you let go of that rope / step out of that plane etc. when your dumb mate double-dog dares you to.

The feeling often happens on the day of your wedding.
Commonplace with the ADHD urge of MUST DO IT NOW!
Man, I'm Hoomed and on a roll!
Don't just Hoom it, pack your own parachute.
Yeah, he Hoomed it once too often but was buried a happy.
by Squirrel Radio November 21, 2024
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Olfactattack

When your sense of smell is used against you - an attack on your Olfactory system.
When someone drops a fart in a car so bad, that you throw yourself out of the car at the next red light to save your life.
Your whole sense of smell is nuked and your brain feels like it has been assaulted - the perpetrator has now marked your car as their own.
Can also be due to a smell so nice that you can't draw yourself away from: walking past a bakery, new car smell, certain perfumes etc. Your body shuts down and you are helpless to escape.
Barely made it out alive after my mate hit us with an Olfactattack at the drive-in.
I was Olfactattacked man, copped that new car smell and bought a car I didn't need.
I can't pass that bakery without getting Olfactattacked and buying something.
She launched an Olfactattack with a new perfume. Next minute ... I'm buying her a house.
by Squirrel Radio November 21, 2024
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