1 definition by Squiggy McGee
A rather boring city where not much happens.
I don't know what the hell the other definitions are talking about with drug usage, mild poverty and whatnot, but I'm guessing it's coming from some idiot rivalry between high schoolers regarding West Linn Highschool and Oregon City High School.
It's pretty fucking retarded.
Some students at West Linn burnt down a tree that was a memorial to a dead high schooler and some OCHS students burnt the West Linn football field so it will be difficult to run in or some shit (BURNT, okay. Think about that) because of this bullshit.
Overall, nothing fucking happens in Oregon City. It's a small-ass territory with a moderate population middle class people where nothing fucking happens. Ever.
I WISH there was poverty here. Then at least shit would happen over here and I'd have an actual reputation to be proud of.
If there are a substantially higher number of drug usage in Oregon City (Oregon itself is a liberal state. I mean, come on) it's probably because there isn't shit to do here.
If you want to do something while you're living in Oregon City, 95% of the time you'll go outside of Oregon City to do it. The most exciting thing here is a grocery store.
If you are raised here chances are you'll move out of it when you get the chance.
There is however a community college over here that is surprisingly very good... If you ignore the fact that society doesn't give a shit about community college and gives it a bad rap.
I don't know what the hell the other definitions are talking about with drug usage, mild poverty and whatnot, but I'm guessing it's coming from some idiot rivalry between high schoolers regarding West Linn Highschool and Oregon City High School.
It's pretty fucking retarded.
Some students at West Linn burnt down a tree that was a memorial to a dead high schooler and some OCHS students burnt the West Linn football field so it will be difficult to run in or some shit (BURNT, okay. Think about that) because of this bullshit.
Overall, nothing fucking happens in Oregon City. It's a small-ass territory with a moderate population middle class people where nothing fucking happens. Ever.
I WISH there was poverty here. Then at least shit would happen over here and I'd have an actual reputation to be proud of.
If there are a substantially higher number of drug usage in Oregon City (Oregon itself is a liberal state. I mean, come on) it's probably because there isn't shit to do here.
If you want to do something while you're living in Oregon City, 95% of the time you'll go outside of Oregon City to do it. The most exciting thing here is a grocery store.
If you are raised here chances are you'll move out of it when you get the chance.
There is however a community college over here that is surprisingly very good... If you ignore the fact that society doesn't give a shit about community college and gives it a bad rap.
John: I live in Oregon City and do not own a car.
Rickardo: That sucks. You must be bored as hell
John: ... Yep... My sense of entertainment has died over time. I wouldn't even care if I died. I'd just sort of pass it off like a pothead...
Rickardo: OH YEAH?! HOW ABOUT WE TEST THAT THEORY?
*grabs a pocket knife and stabs John in the arm*
John: Thanks Rick. That was the most interesting thing that's happened all year.
You're the best friend ever Rick.
Rickardo: Any time John. Any time.
Rickardo: That sucks. You must be bored as hell
John: ... Yep... My sense of entertainment has died over time. I wouldn't even care if I died. I'd just sort of pass it off like a pothead...
Rickardo: OH YEAH?! HOW ABOUT WE TEST THAT THEORY?
*grabs a pocket knife and stabs John in the arm*
John: Thanks Rick. That was the most interesting thing that's happened all year.
You're the best friend ever Rick.
Rickardo: Any time John. Any time.
by Squiggy McGee December 3, 2010