Definitions by Squats Mohammed

missouri wetsuit

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwestern tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid midwestern tourists in their Missouri Wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

Merch

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwesterners, hill billies, white trash and other low-rent tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid low rent tourists in their arkansas wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

Merch