Sadgratulations

1. When you have two friends who have broken up, one of them tells you but, you don't know who broke up with who or who to be stoked for.

2. When a friend breaks up with someone they really loved/liked, they really didn't want to but, they knew it was for the best.

1. "So... Stacy and I just broke up."
"Awe man. Sadgratulations(?)".
2. "He wouldn't stop kicking my rabbit. I loved him but..."
"Fuck. That sucks. Sadgratulations."