buncing

The insertion of an unlubricated cabbage or Iceberg lettuce into one's anus

I BUNCED Jack's mum

by Spyke March 17, 2003

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003