Definitions by Spoodge McDuck

Pokémon Master Challenge 

You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was” 3 times before continuing.

I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight I’m going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.

Pokémon Master Challenge by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

New Year’s Cleave 

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

New Year’s Cleave by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.

“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”

A Standing Ovation by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020