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An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.
It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.
by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011
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