Definitions by Sponge teeth

CBF 

Can't Be Fucked. I phrase used a lot by lazy bastards in Nottingham

" Do I give online dating a try?.... CBF!"

CBF by Sponge teeth March 16, 2016

Shloobster 

A term used for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear

"Shloobster, make me some tea?"

Shloobster by Sponge teeth October 9, 2014

Shloobster 

A pet name for a husband or carer. Also known as a boo bear.

"Shloobster, are you making some tea?"

Shloobster by Sponge teeth October 7, 2014

Trouser Turban 

A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.

"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"

Trouser Turban by Sponge teeth October 2, 2014

Cunty McFaggot 

When a work colleague persistently abuses his friends and customers. They will say anything to miss sell and pull down their trousers.

That guy has just pulled down my trousers and walked out wearing them as a turban. What a Cunty McFaggot!

Cunty McFaggot by Sponge teeth October 1, 2014