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Definitions by Spirit of the Phoenix

Ƙŋẹrpƴ 

♾️Ƙŋẹrpƴ is one of many fancy anomalous words of chill and could be considered one of the fundamental building blocks towards unpredictability.
SYNERGƳ: ♻️♻️🟰♾️🔁🔀🔁

This went on for

a really long time,

Until one day
KNERPY: ♻️♻️🟰 8 🔁🔀🔁

A.k.a
(Volatility & anomaly, that good and gone feeling, good and/or bad; knerpies don't discriminate) - like Murphys law, but Ƙŋẹrpƴ's law
I was combing through my coin collection and found this rad ƙŋẹrpƴ bro! It's probs def a 30,000$ Westpoint quarter double die error grade MS65 that fell behind my collection case and I found it when I was packing!!
The sound of 2 objects when slapping each other; Sound made from the transfer of force when 1 object meets another which is usually a deliberate action.
Stupid flys, they wont stop flying around my face

*flwap* *flwap* *flwap*
Gotcha mother F***ers!

Counselor: Why are you in today, Dallas?
Dallas: I heard my mommy yelling at my dad again & I think she was hitting him!
Counselor: Why do you say that??
Dallas: because I heard "Thomas, flwap flwap flwap flwap flwap Thomas flwap flwap..." mom was pretty upset though because she left the room like 2 mins later, plus I don't know who Thomas is but they must've been fighting about him.
The sound that's made when synchronization of nostrils and mouth when inhaling -or- snorting prescription medications and/or other mind altering substances
Man, you gonna chnoof that or what?!
*schnooooof*

You left a little bumpskii
*chnoof*
There you go man - waiiit a sec -

Umm.. bro, I accidentally mixed up the bags..

That was my grandfather's ashes you just chnoofed.

bioexperimentationanalyzation 

Using your own life experiences to determine a idiosyncratic hypothesis of how and why coincidental things tend to happen to & around you
Dallas Whitten wrote his hypothesis by using his own autobiographical accounts to conclude his research through the means of bioexperimentationanalyzation of his lifes time-line.