Spike Dammit's definitions

cunt hair

a miniscule unit of measuremen (used alot in military).
however there are different sizes of cunt hairs. thickest to thinest-1. black cunt hair 2. brown cunt hair 3. blond cunt hair 4. underage blond cunt hair.

1. can you move it just a cunt hair more over?
2. turn the music down a cunt hair.

by Spike Dammit November 14, 2009

F.A.T.E.

fucking awesome the end

person1: Damn thats pretty cool.
person2: No dude that shit is F.A.T.E.

by Spike Dammit November 10, 2009

fugly

second definition being fuckable ugly

yeah she's fugly

by Spike Dammit November 10, 2009