Definitions by Spicy Green Chile

Mexican Pinball 

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball[ than we did [shopping!

Mexican Pinball by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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Asian Pinball by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Fiendos 

A combination of fiends and weirdos who are slavishly devoted to a particular product, service, or foodstuff.

Alt: A new flavor of Doroitos.

You fiendos really like your deep-friend Pumpkin Spice Lattes, don't you?

Fiendos by Spicy Green Chile October 10, 2014