Definitions by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter

Digitage 

Recording of a digital nature to render replacement for the word ‘footage’, which was being used incorrectly.

Yes, I checked the digitage on the camera to confirm his story.

Digitage by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter February 14, 2019

Absequichiously 

When an individual or family member are over-aggressively “loving” or “caring” for you in an overlord like manner.

Has your mom contacted you yet, absequichiously?

Absequichiously by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter December 29, 2018

Flindipidus 

When someone tells a story riddled with conjecture, assumptions, appeal to false authority, and a general lack of facts

I was talking to my friend, but I had to walk away because of his flindipidus story.

Flindipidus by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter May 25, 2018