Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sphaghetti noodle krud kutter

Digitage

Recording of a digital nature to render replacement for the word ‘footage’, which was being used incorrectly.

Yes, I checked the digitage on the camera to confirm his story.

When an individual or family member are over-aggressively “loving” or “caring” for you in an overlord like manner.

Has your mom contacted you yet, absequichiously?

When someone tells a story riddled with conjecture, assumptions, appeal to false authority, and a general lack of facts

I was talking to my friend, but I had to walk away because of his flindipidus story.