Definitions by Spermoff

Schprangle 

a tight pair of underpants made from a rope of spam canned meat that works its way into all the crevasses, and when worn by a male, a loop wraps around the balls, supporting them.

I wore my schprangle under my suit to feel extra special at the prom.

Schprangle by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Cheweezy

When one sneezes and food or other debris is ejaculated from ones mouth or nose or other facial orifices.

My friend expelled massive amounts of chewed lettuce from his nose and this had committed a cheweezy.

Cheweezy by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Sperm-off 

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

Sperm-off by Spermoff August 10, 2025