3 definitions by SpeedyKitten

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 15, 2015

Soapy Scrot

When you get out of the shower after washing your dick and you forgot to rinse off your nut sack so it has soap all over it and many times looks like Santa Claus

I had to get back in the shower because I had a soapy scrot.

by SpeedyKitten January 5, 2019

Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide

The act of glazing five or more people at once with semen, then proceeding to line them up in a row, naked, laying down shoulder to shoulder. The perpetrator now slides belly-first down the slick aisle of cum-slathered torsos.

That rager was lit, I hear Tony pulled an Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide off with some freshman girls.

by SpeedyKitten March 6, 2019