Speedo_spink's definitions

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

dumbo kick

-verb (used with object)
Dumbo Kick (verb), Dumbo Kick-ing (noun)

1. To kick a male in the crotch so hard he falls to the ground and then pulling out the lining of the victim's pockets so they look like ears.
Usually followed by a insulting phrase comparing ones penis to an elephant trunk to explain the situation literally. "You just got kicked in the trunk"

2. To kick someone in the crotch and then pull out the lining of their pockets for additional embarassment.

3. To pull a male's cock and pockets out of his pants in order to make the crotch region look like the face of an elephant, and then procede to kick the victim in the "elephant's trunk".

The two students found Joey after he was dumbo kicked, in front of the urinal with his dick and pockets hanging out. "Man, he just got kicked in the trunk!" one of the kids remarked.

by speedo_spink March 6, 2007