Turfucky

A turkey stuffed with 5 to 7lbs of calf liver and held at 98.6 deg F.

A Turducky is a boned chicken stuffed into a boned duck and then both are stuffed into a turkey. A Turfucky is similar.

by Special Ed November 29, 2003

basketball junkie

someone who watches basketball and has basketball shoved up their ass,or someone who will watch a game and not even know who the fuck the team is

That BASKETBALL JUNKIE was watching the kalamazoo community college game

by special ed March 24, 2005

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 05, 2018

4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.

by Special Ed January 20, 2005