Sparky Fenton's definitions

Wednesbury

A rowdy place in the west midlands where you can buy cheap booze and chat up the local crumpet.

If you have sex in the park, people will walk past and not batter an eyelid..(and thats in daytime!!)

Girl 1: I used protection when with my boyfriend last night.

Girl 2: Oh really??

Girl 1: Yep, we used a bus shelter

by Sparky Fenton May 13, 2005

Walsall

A little football team in the Midlands that hardly ever win and are managed by paul merson.

"crikey theres 3,000 here today, its a full house !!"

by Sparky Fenton May 13, 2005