goo-port

1. The saucy center of someone's meat curtains.

I stuck me stork in her glistening goo-port.

by Sparky October 22, 2003

Society Failure

f*ckin awesome band from PR ID. coincidentally happens to have really hot talented members.

Soci Fai Rocks \m/O.o\m/

by Sparky April 10, 2004

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 02, 2005

Jeepy

Loves his jeeps! If it's Olive Drab he's into it....if it's over 60 years old he finds it interesting....if it flies he wants to fly in it! If it has rubber on each corner he'll want to thrash it round a track.

Also has a very cute butt, an amazing tongue, beeeg blue eyes, and is a fab boyfriend ;-)

Go to any WW2 airfield and you will find one :-D

by Sparky December 08, 2004

tropicool

cool with a taste of tropical goodness. so cool you could eat it.

uncool person: that's cool!
obviously cool person: no, that's tropicool!

by sparky August 20, 2004

vacation

- Off work
- Not to be disturbed by anyone from work
- Not bothered with work
- To be left alone

Don't call me on vacation, you shiznid!

by Sparky December 22, 2004

shiznid

1. An obnoxious person.
2. One who speaks without knowledge or reason.
3. In general, a shit head.

Wow, that shiznid keeps interrupting our intelligent conversations.

by Sparky December 13, 2004