Definitions by Spanky Pants

spaztard 

A peron who emcompasses qualities of a mentally challenged person.
Spastic + Retard = Spaztard

Usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in shit

Also a polite version of fucktard

Lydia you fucking spaztard

spaztard by Spanky Pants July 18, 2008

Babycheeks 

Mikey :-)

erm, look at his face

Babycheeks by spanky pants November 17, 2003