Spank Wangler's definitions

Cock Monkey

A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.

That George, he's a right Cock Monkey. I bet he couldn't even keep a McJob!

by Spank Wangler December 9, 2008

Bunny Phluff

Perminently vacant female, usually found shopping for no apparent reason, kind of girl who pulls doors marked push, easily recognised by a large dressing table full of perfumes

Hey dude check out that Bunny Phluff she's stuck in the revolving door!

by Spank Wangler March 15, 2008

spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!

Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!

by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008