Definitions by Spank Wangler

Cock Monkey 

A person of dubious ancestral background (i.e. closer to Neanderthal than is entirely comfortable) who sets themselves low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.

That George, he's a right Cock Monkey. I bet he couldn't even keep a McJob!

Cock Monkey by Spank Wangler December 9, 2008

spank wangler 

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!

Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!

spank wangler by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008

Bunny Phluff 

Perminently vacant female, usually found shopping for no apparent reason, kind of girl who pulls doors marked push, easily recognised by a large dressing table full of perfumes

Hey dude check out that Bunny Phluff she's stuck in the revolving door!

Bunny Phluff by Spank Wangler March 15, 2008