Definitions by Spandex McGee

The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.

I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.

Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.