2 definitions by Spandex McGee

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.
Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.
by Spandex McGee July 11, 2008
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When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.
I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.
by Spandex McGee July 11, 2008
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