Definitions by Sovios Falchion Romantic
forklift
To kick someone in the crotch (e.g. the "fork" of the legs) so hard that it lifts him or her off the ground. Not as effective against females.
forklift by Sovios Falchion Romantic December 28, 2008
buttstorm
The opposite of a brainstorm; an incredibly stupid thought or idea--stupid enough, possibly, to have literally come from the thinker's butt.
Guy: Egads! I've just had a brainstorm! We'll use that chair to reach the roof, then elope to Vegas!
Girl: ...That's more of a buttstorm than a brainstorm.
Girl: ...That's more of a buttstorm than a brainstorm.
buttstorm by Sovios Falchion Romantic December 28, 2008