Sovios Falchion Romantic's definitions

buttstorm

The opposite of a brainstorm; an incredibly stupid thought or idea--stupid enough, possibly, to have literally come from the thinker's butt.

Guy: Egads! I've just had a brainstorm! We'll use that chair to reach the roof, then elope to Vegas!
Girl: ...That's more of a buttstorm than a brainstorm.

by Sovios Falchion Romantic December 28, 2008

forklift

To kick someone in the crotch (e.g. the "fork" of the legs) so hard that it lifts him or her off the ground. Not as effective against females.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see DBZ last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, man! Goku forklifted Vegeta into space!

by Sovios Falchion Romantic December 28, 2008