Souldestroyerbill 's definitions

Closetmale

A closetmale is someone who is so scared to open up with Male friends, Often scared of women and anything remotely gay with men he hates! But loves at the same time

There goes Gary! Typical closetmale always talking about girls when we all know he loves a hunky man

by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018

Closetmobile

Closetmobile a Male who prefers hiding his feelings for men by always wanting to express his love for cars, until he can express his love to other males

Hey! That’s Gary. He must bat for both teams because he loves cars more than women. Definitely a closetmobile

by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018