Closetmobile a Male who prefers hiding his feelings for men by always wanting to express his love for cars, until he can express his love to other males
Hey! That’s Gary. He must bat for both teams because he loves cars more than women. Definitely a closetmobile
by Souldestroyerbill September 06, 2018
A closetmale is someone who is so scared to open up with Male friends, Often scared of women and anything remotely gay with men he hates! But loves at the same time
There goes Gary! Typical closetmale always talking about girls when we all know he loves a hunky man
by Souldestroyerbill September 06, 2018