A person who claims to be Russian for a prolonged period of time. However it is later revealed that they originate from Poland, Kazakhstan and/or the Ukraine and have a slight tendency towards racism.
"Dude, you know that Russian girl I met the other night?"
"Well, she was actually from Poland, Kazakhstan and/or the Ukraine"
"Mush, you got elizaveta'd!!!!!!!11"
Doing it doggy style.
"Dude, I totally snoopied that ho before I supermanned her last night"
"Mush, don't you mean snoopy sex, for the purposes of this argument?"
"Homie, yo, I do."
"What a whore and/or slut."
A freezer AND an oven.
No need for:
1. Manual labor - just turn the dial from freezer to oven
2. Packaging - anything in the froven when the dial is turned from freezer to oven will be cooked
Quite a few, but none that offset the above.
Dude, I'll be home in 10, stick on a pizza for me.' 'No 'problem homie, I'll just whack the Froven from -30 to 200' 'Sweet.
Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.
Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.
Commonly but not to be mistaken for it's sister term "Lounge & Drink" (with spaces), Lounge&Drink is a special type of Lounging & Drinking involving: an overextension of most body parts included in the lounging process (differs dependent on cultural identity, personal preference and rate at which person tends to be a bit of a *******); the compulsory handling of drink in one hand; and the rolling back of the head so as to imitate someone that's not quite all there.
A second common mistake with Lounge&Drink is the unsubstantiated myth that you actually have to drink. You don't, but it's subtle: you have to at least pretend you are.
The third and most important distinction to make is that Lounge&Drink is only fun for people who actually understand the distinction between Lounge&Drink and Lounge & Drink (aka blasphemy). In some less aware cultures it'll get you incarcerated pretty fast.
Hey!" "What?" "Hey you!" "WHAT?!" "You look down to me; you need to Lounge&Drink." "NO. I'M A NORMAL PERSON. LEAVE ME ALONE." "Lounge&Drink.