dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 19, 2006

Happy Pillmore

Pill Dealer, person doped up on pharmaceuticals, doctor that perscribes pills to anyone

If you need the hook go see Happy Pillmore.

by Sonny Red October 19, 2006