Son Bon's definitions

Poopin' Games

the games on your cell phone/iPod (brick breaker, solitaire, etc.) that are only played when you are using the restroom for extended periods of time.

Person #1 - I have to use the bathroom

Person #2 - Would you like a magazine?

Person #1 - No, that's quite all right. I have some poopin' games on my Blackberry.

by Son Bon December 3, 2010

Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.

Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...

by Son Bon July 17, 2011