Definitions by Somerville 4 life

Chicago 3rd Leg 

A very small penis.

Example #1: Zachary said Jarred has a little pecker. A real Chicago 3rd Leg. All of 2 inches!

Example #2: Willie is in love with Gina but she wants nothing to do with his Chicago 3rd Leg.

Chicago 3rd Leg by Somerville 4 life February 11, 2020

Revolution Bobbleheads 

Women who are groupies of the professional soccer team New England Revolution. They hang around the stadium after the games in hopes of having an intimate encounter with one or several of the players.

"The Revolution Bobbleheads take great pride in their dick slurping skills."

Revolution Bobbleheads by Somerville 4 life December 10, 2019

i kissed a girl

.... and i liked it.

i kissed a girl and i liked it. the taste of her cherry chap stick.

i kissed a girl by Somerville 4 life December 10, 2019

Nox Novacula 

An underground rock n roll band from Seattle. This band plays an unusual mix of both country music and punk music.

Brittany: hey wanna go to the Nox Novacula concert 2night?

Sarah: omfg yes!!!!!!!!

Brittany: k bitch. pick u up at 9:00.

Sarah: k bitch make it 8:30. gotta stop to get hand sanitizer. the last time i went to a Nox Novacula concert i saw some weird guys giving blowjobs to each other in the bathroom.

Brittany: lol k

Nox Novacula by Somerville 4 life November 20, 2019

panchilly 

The origin of this term is unknown but it has become quite popular among the tech bro's working in the suburbs of Boston. It supposedly means the super duper badass elite coder. The REAL programmers working in the city roll their eyes when they hear the suburban wannabe programmers constantly referring to themselves as panchilly.

Suburban tech bro wannabe programmer: "Whoa! Bow down! I am so panchilly! Don't fuck around!"

Elite Kendall Square programmer: "Go back 2 the burbs n00b. Ur out of ur league kiddo."

panchilly by Somerville 4 life November 14, 2019