A fat and short plumber that the only way he can get laid is is to save the princess from Bowser. He eats shrooms to grow higher. To give an example of how much he wants to get laid: hes willing to bust bricks with his head. But you, have a better chance of getting laid if you stay big, so don't get hit or you'll shrink.
Save the princess quick,
Because she wants a dick.
And if you let her free,
You get the pussy.
-benefit - Super Mario Bros. Rap
A hockey player for the Dallas Stars.
Was once one of the greatest forces in the game but his career was unhitched due to multiple concussions. Most notably when he got ROCKED by Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.
Eric Lindros shoots, he scores
What I say when there is an akward silences or i just dont know anything else to say.
1. Some rand: Hey, im done the math
2. Some rand: Hey, im gay
A guy in my infotech class who is very crazy and wierd. He talks funny and says funny stuff. He used to wear the infamous "rat hat" and is very rand.
S. Reb is rand and is good at infotech...sometimes.